Features - Our blessings are printed on an ivory card, and are presented in a forest green matting with gold Celtic knots, embossed on the corners. Set behind glass and displayed in an elegant dark walnut frame of Italian design. The backing has a hanger and an attached easel to allow for both wall and tabletop display. Each frame comes individually boxed in a bubble wrap sleeve.

ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don’t know what the hell is going on.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
The other line always moves faster.
Murphy’s golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don’t need it.
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST